Suck it, Wednesday

Catchy title, right?

So, I'm laying in the bathtub reflecting on my day... (I'm not posting a picture. You're welcome). My original thoughts were "what can you blog about today?" And I said to my self "Self Fe" (that's what I call myself.. It's like selfie, but spelled differently because I'm cool like that...) anyway, I said Self Fe... Nothing blog worthy happened. Just skip today." To which my self replied "nope. No way. You said you were going to blog. So blog." Sometimes, I'm hateful like that. 

So here it goes.

 Do you ever log onto Facebook and read so-and-so's status about how peachy and wonderful their life is... And then think to yourself, Girl-Puhlease... Everyone knows your guy is a jerk, your kid doesn't listen, and your dog got picked up by the pound...

Maybe not that exact scenario, but unless you live under a rock...you're catchin' what I'm throwin' here. 

I'm just as guilty as the next person. Everyone wants everyone else to think their life is perfect. It's easier that way. 

This e-card gets me every time....

Well, this is an exception to that rule. Today sucked. It wasn't great. 

It started this morning when Eli discovered that our duck, Madonna, was sick. She's usually up, running around, eating, just ya know livin' the duck life... But, today she was in the corner and wouldn't walk, swim, or eat. 

We brought her in, google diagnosed her, gave her some apple cider vinegar and some other crap google recommended, and wrapped her up in a warm towel. 

After a few hours she wasn't feeling better so, I text my friend and former teacher, Tonya. Google failed me... So figured it was time to call an actual person. Tonya had some medicine for her, so she came and picked her up... After a few hours she finally passed away. 

So. That sucked. 

Rest in Peace, sweet Madonna. 

Then, my friend told us that she's moving back to Cali. I'm happy for her. But, it sucks for me because, hellloooooo who's going to braid my hair at breakfast every morning. AND we had already made plans to be partners in the (nonexistent) Roller Derby League. We even had a plan where I jump out and she yells "Say Hello To My Little Friend".  I'm just guessin' here....but I'm pretty sure it's going to suck to commute half way across the country to practice. Aaaaand, I put her in charge of making the majority of my life choices because she always thinks things through. 

And I don't. 

It is going to be so awkward when I have to have someone in a different time zone decide what I want for lunch from The Sto. 

Plus, she laughs at my jokes at lunch. Even when they're lewd. Especially when they're lewd. 

So. That sucks. 

Seriously, Christina and family, (I'm assuming you read my blog.) I love y'all and I am happy for you on this journey. I hope that Cali treats you wonderfully and that all your dreams come true. 

But, I'm gonna miss y'all. So. Stinkin'. Much.  

And then, we had a ballgame tonight (our first in weeks) (thanks, again Mother Nature) (you suck) and we lost. Which, I hate because our boys get so upset when they lose. The other team played great and I love the boys on that team. So, I'm proud for them... But- I would've preferred for us to win 😜.

One thing that doesn't suck... My living room looks like this: 

Magen and I worked ALL day and made a lot of progress on cookie jars! 

WooHoo! 

So, Peace out Wednesday.. 

I already like Thursday more than you! 

 

Tomorrow is finishing jars and delivering. I already know it's gonna be a good day. 

Maybe even facebook post good!